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Kevolkian
Joined:	14/Oct/2007
Name:	Kevolkian
Guild:	Forgotten Guardians of the Past
Guild Title:	The Handsome Outstanding Womanizer aka The Au Courant Advisor, Cinda's Personal Slave (pending brownies XD)
Allies:	brishu, cinda, evfisher, firelizard, jess420, krimino, midopa, Slippery88, stevefille
Enemies:	None
Medals:
Auction House:	Not much for sale
Recruits:	None
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Biography

Background

The Deathknight known as Kevolkian trudged a lonely path across this world, looked upon with dread and fear, a pariah of his own origins. A pall of sorrow sits over him, the remnants of a bitter past filled with bloodshed and suffering. During his travels he comes across a powerful band of warriors known as The Forgotten Guardians of the Past. After a weary parlay, they come to the realisation that they in that instance journey towards a similar goal. Agreeing that they should combine their strength to defend against the monsters which roam the world, they set off in an uneasy truce.

Days pass, the moon waxes and wanes. Kevolkian and the FGOTP find battle at every turn. As they are forced into combat, the Deathknight finds great valour and honour in his battle brethren. He begins to find acceptance in this most worthy of companies. Judged on merits and not here-say, Kevolkian is soon indoctrinated into the fold where he resides to this day upholding the might and honour of FGOTP.

Where-as death in battle was all he once sought, he now finds redemption and a purpose in serving as a FGOTP. His past soon fades from all but his own memory. Betimes he is found brooding in solitude. What defines a hero? Is a villain but a hero of the opposing side?

Guild

From being accepted at Level 4, FGOTP have been my FS family. All the warmth, trust, support and friendship I could find is here in my guild and I would not have it any other way. We love to have fun, a great chat and laugh all the way. Morons soon find themselves booted by Cinda’s sexy boots and that’s the way we like it :D Often irreverent and totally random. I <3 my guild and will defend my guildies with an iron fist...or a herring...

Allies

My list of Allies consists of those who have been the greatest of FSers, showing me friendship and kindness above and beyond.

brishu – Forever loyal and great to chat with. I added brish since he was retiring and i wanted to know when he'd be online so i could give him crap about it. He gave up on retirement after 3 days :)

cinda - My SexXxy cinda :) Sweet, funny and a bit crazy but i love her and respected her from the moment i stepped into FGOTP and was given a warm welcome as only she could give. yw ;) Our guild would be nothing without her.

evfisher – The epitomy of a great FSer, climbing to greatness in such a short time and yet happy to chat with any of us plebs :P Community-minded and not a power-monger. Doesn't have the ego that usually comes with sitting on that Top 5 list...

firelizard – Very friendly and a great Pom to chat with :) The first of many great Evil Dead members I have had the privilege to know.

jess420 – Sweet, chirpy, selfless, noble, my Indo Sister :D I still hold hope you will return to your FGOTP family…

Krimino – The Master of Wacky Acronyms(MWA?), always irreverent and my Ausketeer elder. Generous, wise and always amusing :)

midopa – The sensuous midi ;) THE veteran Mistress of FS if there ever was any. Warm, sweet and sexy...also great stress relief :D

Slippery88 – The man who accepted me into FGOTP. Very welcoming and helpful as I settled into the guild. We miss yah Slippy :( Also, The Master Avatar-maker. Nothing makes you feel hot like a great avi ;)

stevefille – Generous to a fault and unbelievably cheeky. You cannot find a friend more steadfast or loyal.

Well I intended this list to be eloquent, well thought-out and flattering. Unfortunately I wasn’t feeling very creative at the inception of this. Maybe I’ll revisit this and give it the attention it deserves…

About Me

I'm from Sydney, Australia and I love all the good things in life: woman, food (chocolate in particular), cars (Aston Martin FTW!) and especially Aikido!

Aikido

The art of blending with the floor at high speeds. It keeps me centered and makes me a better person. I've been training for 6 years now and it has become an integral part of my life, especially considering that i've only scraped the surface of this beautiful art. Yes Steven Seagal practises Aikido and he is very talented...he just can't act and the fighting he does in movies is not Aikido, it's stylized arm-waving. If you're curious, check out the following links:

http://www.aikidoaus.com.au

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcO4h-L6Yn4 - 31 Kumi Jo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aicHsMC6rxM - There are many different Aikido variants but the fundamentals should be the same.

Top Gear

Of course I love other shows but Top Gear ranks in my all-time Top Five. Always a good laugh and chock full of mouth-watering cars accompanied with irreverent random British-humoured commentary. Thanks go to Misato for putting something in her bio actually worth reading (I yoinked this with her kind permission of course :D). This is Clarkson gold and whether you're a fan or not, you cannot deny he has flare... <cue epic music>

“If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.”

"The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany."

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary...that's what gets you."

"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?"

"The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler"

"Some say, that he used to throw microwave ovens at homeless people - and that he long before anyone else realised that Jade Goody is a racist pig faced waste of blood and organs............all we know, is that he's called the Stig!"

"If we are being honest HIV is a pathetic virus, it can only live in the air for 6 seconds and it does what Ebola does to you in 10 days in 10 years"

"Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis."

“Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the Ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.”

Buffs

All my buffs are Level 140 and 100% sustained. Free for guildies/friends and 50% for all FDP allies.

Offensive

Defensive

None

Special

Credits

Credit to Dimcirith for providing me with the code...otherwise i'd have been too lazy to do this myself :P Thank you Mr. Warmonger :)