The Fake Blessed
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|410||Citadel of Xinderoth (Floor 10) (14,11)||[none]|
The sound of running feet is always something that puts your nerves on edge. The years of enemies wanting to kill might have something to do with it. So when you hear the sound of a stampede coming towards you, you draw your weapon and prepare for the inevitable. The sight of a three legged man dressed in pink is a sight that even you will remember for the rest of you life.
The weird man stops in mid charge, 'You are laughing at me!' He triumphantly stamps all three of his feet. 'I knew I was funny, that fraud – he said I wasn't as funny as him, but I am! Us Exalted are all blessed by the Eye for a Laugh, I bet his isn't even real. Please prove me right, get the Fake Eye so I can show my fellow Funsters that he is not chosen by the lord of this fair tower.'
The Angry Fool is still stamping his feet like a petulant child, 'Have you the Fake Eye my chosen implement of justice?'
The Jester jumps for joy, 'I knew it, well all right, I didn't know it. But I do NOW! The jokes not gonna be so funny with the boot on the other three feet!' And with that he skips away. You receive 553,379 xp.