User:Binarus
| Binarus | |
 Dark Secretary of State | |
| Joined: | 13/Mar/2008 |
| Name: | Binarus |
| Guild: | Dark Siege |
| Guild Title: | Dark Secretary of State |
| Allies: | Many and more welcome |
| Enemies: | Few and regretting it |
| Medals: | |
| Auction House: | My Current Auctions |
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Joining Fallen Sword
To sign up and play Fallen Sword with me, HIT THIS LINK
About Me
I play to have fun and hang out with fun people.
My biggest competitor is myself.
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Minch the Tridactyl
Minch is my role play buddy. He's a tridactyl. Tridactyls speak in anastrophe, placing verbs (and more frequently, auxiliary verbs) at the end of a clause. He claims to be Yoda's unknown nephew. Bet you didn't know that... ;-) I didn't either!
Minch: To meet you, pleased I am! Judge me by my fame do you? No! And well you should not! My ally is the force!
(Minch has delusions of grandeur - he moved a rock a foot or two once... *Bin rolls his eyes*)
History
Joined - 12 March 2008.
Joined Dark Siege - 19 March 2008.
First Elite Kill - 27 March 2008. Balrog (Dropped Darklore Amulet).
Monthly Top Ten Bronze - 29 March 2008.
Headmaster of the Dark Siege Academy - 30 March 2008.
Monthly Top Ten Silver - 20 April 2008.
Loyalty Silver - 13 June 2008.
Adventurer Silver - 14 June 2008.
Level 200 - 24 June 2008.
Adjunct Conspirator of the Dark Triumvirate of Sin - 1 July 2008.
First SE kill, Triclopse - 07 July 2008.
First bio quote by BadPenny - 07 July 2008. - "If it ain't virtual, it ain't real." - Binarus
First #1 on rising stars - 11 July 2008.
Dark Secretary of State - 21 July 2008.
172nd on the PvP Ladder - 28 July 2008.
First bio quote by LadyNyah - 31 July 2008. - "Oh deities and powers above, send thy horny servant blessings and bounty, be they blonde, brunette or red, and grant unto me such strength and stamina that glory and rapture may be shared in thy community!" ~ Binarus, The Prayer of the Dark Triumvirate of Sin
First bio mention by RavenSkye = 31 July 2008. - "EEEEEEEEEEEEE! Just for Binny"
First treaty negotiated solo - 8 August 2009. - NAP with Mists of Avalon.
Shimison and Lostlilkat name their adopted stray cat "Binny" - 14 Aug 2008 - "reasons - big b*lls, entertains our female cats, long winded - he just seemed like you"
Bin Suites added to the Dark Siege guild hall - 27 Aug 2008 - These rooms are basically similar to the "Room of Requirement" in Harry Potter, but exceptionally well suited to debauchery. On the door is the slightly adapted "Si Vos Orbis, Tintinnare".
Titles
During a period of reduced activity, the leadership of Dark Siege is seeing fit to change my title as they see fit, to whatever they see fit. In response, I shall devise a suitable quip, quote, verse or such to fit the title for my bio. Woot!
Sept 18, 2008 - Absent Minded Secretary - "I have important things to say here, but... is that a bird? ..."
Sept 22, 2008 - In The Dark - "What deep longing shall be found and expressed, what unspoken pleasure shall we forge together here In The Dark?"
Sept 25, 2008 - The Dark Queen of Sexy Cross Dressing Secretaries - "The Dark Queen of Sexy Cross Dressing Secretaries now has access to the women's change room. Can I help you with those snaps?"
Oct 4, 2008 - MsClaire's Cabana Boy - "Best prepare, Canadiana coy, for MsClaire's Cabana Boy and his bare banana toy."
Oct 9, 2008 - Whupped by the Wifey Boss - "Bad Bin's gagged, on a leash and being Whupped by the Wifey Boss."
Oct 12, 2008 - Dark Artificer of Debauchery - "Sample the Dark Artificer of Debauchery’s wares. Specials on The Tonic of Wanton Shamelessness, The Brew of Limitless Vigor and for the morning after, The Antidote of Forgotten Contrition."
Oct 18, 2008 - Dark Artificer of Debauchery - "Eve of the garden, the Sirens of the Odyssey, Cleopatra and Scherazade,Salome, the Baptist’s bane, Casanova, Don Juan, James Bond, eclipsed all by the Dark Seducer"
Oct 24, 2008 - Dark Baker Street Irregular - "Dark the morning hours / when the Baker makes bread / for eager children on his Street - a schedule most Irregular."
Oct 31, 2008 - Dark Orange - "The rules are: this verse must rhyme / and further use the unrhymable “Orange” / so here’s chime, thyme, prime and sublime… / … and brick."
Nov 11, 2008 - Dark Australopithecus - "A curious thing, Australopithecus, / be it either robust or gracile, / never has much at all to discuss - / it just sits and grins a toothy smile."
Quotes
"i loves the warm, fuzzy feeling i get from standing on the corpses of my enemies" - Grindorin
"what's good for me is good for ye, because it is good for me." - Grindorin
"Buying 1% of level upgrades is like getting some without actually doing it. You get the bragging rights - but why bother?" - Binarus
"Seduction is not about working hard to rock your own world. It's about working hard to rock someone else's." - Binarus
"The grass is greener wherever you fertilize." -DocSaro
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply it. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. A woman expands what is given to her. So, if you give her crap, You will receive more sh*t than you can handle." -Shadow30
Player vs. Player
I do PvP for the ratings, not the gold. I only do 10 stam hits, and I'll return gold + repair on request.
Attacks will be bountied if you:
- fail to return lost gold + repair
- attack multiple times
- hit with more than 10 stam.
Avatars
From time to time I help players and guilds out with their avatars. Here are a few samples.
Knighthood Friends in Fallen Sword
I'm Mike Heffernan formerly from Knighthood, FYI. If you are a former Knighthood player and are wondering who is who here, these are the folks I know about:
S&P
Angie B Daralice A Alex J Greg H Suzanne H Megan J Padraic M Robert M Viktor B Allan S Chad S John C Melinda
S.O.S.
Other
Sarandos K Kirsti R Fallo I Teddi F Ben W Erroll B Benjamin H Kevin T Mark T Jennifer N John H Debbie J Rowena M-P Julie G Sandy A Ryn
