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Revision as of 04:43, 29 June 2009
Welcome to the Imaginary Friends Guild page!
Imaginary Friends!
Howdy! Welcome to a land of fantasy! A world of wonders! An idea gone very very wrong… Welcome to the Wiki page for the guild Imaginary Friends! Now I must warn you, please stop reading if your mind cannot cut itself out of its little box, for if it can’t, then your head will explode. Now that all of that stuff is out of the way let’s move on to the interesting stuff.
Ok, so now for the tour! In case of emergency meltdown, the emergency exits can be found at the upper left and/or right hand side of your screen or at the bottom center of your screen. On we go!
As we walk down the hall of loony legends we see the fancy oil paintings of Imaginary Friends such as the Jumpy Four-Armed Johter and the Invincible Impish lmpagaduan, oh, let us not forget RalenV the VI (meaning his six eyes). Also, watch out. The statues are a little…frisky this morning...
Quiet now, we are entering the nursery. This is where we house our new Imaginary Friends as they learn the wacky lessons and grow into raging psychopaths…much like myself. Now look away as I enter the code…green, banana, turkey, pencil…there! I apologize for all of the crying and loud noise, they are still quite young. Like this bright pupil, Treelink. Get those twigs out of your ears boy! Now run along. Yes, these whipper-snappers will grow up to be strong one day, furthering the all mighty plan for our guild to take over Fallen Sword. Ahem…let us go to the dining room. Restroom is on the right; make sure u snizzel your fa’dizzle as they say on the street.
Ahhh…the grand hall of feasting of one million and nineteen mouths! Hear the crunches, grunts, and gulps! There is enough to go around for everyone! So eat! Eat your hearts out! Well, not literally, that is Domofo’s job. Look here, this is the great Dalichae. It looks like she is searching for our slushie machine repair man, but he seems to be missing. Yes, we have a slushie machine, another reason it pays to be an Imaginary Friend. Ignore the fact that Grimmhawk is rocking back and forth in the fetal position, it is just the slushie withdrawl…we had better get moving, Snapey55 is starting to throw things.
Now we enter the guild quarters, the place where the Imaginary Friends rest and regain their stamina. Each bed has a magic headboard that allows for others to view their crazy dreams and learn from them. Over to your left you will see MozoIsHere resting. It looks like she is dreaming about tacos singing “Jingle Bells” on top of a turtle. Very interesting. Let’s tip-toe over to Kryslann’s bed and watch the dreaming take place. Strange, funky 70’s disco music with tap dancing fish in sombreros? Ahh, I feel loved. Let me take you to our leaders.
This is the grand hall. Take a good look around, because it changes at Triamix’s will. And there is our leader! It is required that we walk like penguins as we approach the leader’s lazy Susan table. In the center you see Triamix, the great founder with a crazy obsession for skydiving in the nude, to the right is waxman316, the silly snake charmer, and to the left is siradb, the fearsome fire breathing guinea pig. These psychotic, mental, crazy, silly, goofy, paranoid, strange, ridiculous Imaginary Friends will be your guides to the dangerous world of Fallen Sword. Also, they control our pay, so you better listen to them.
Sadly this is where we end our tour. I must depart, taking my clothes with me, sorry. Well, maybe you can have a sock, but that is it. Well thank you for touring our guild and getting a feel for how we act. I hope you are interested in joining, if you even have what it takes. You can read more of the technical information below. Just remember, don’t judge people to be crazy by what they look like, what they wear, or what they put in their bio’s, because they are probably crazier than you think!
Guild Info
We do not claim to be perfect but we are Fully Forged.
Our guild is based on friendship, loyalty, honour and support for all game aspects. IF members span the globe, so too do they vary in their interests and skills.
The IF store is ever-growing and houses all Epic items (Writhing Ward, Steam Cuirass and Inferno Hammers), SE and LE sets, and Stam items. Quartermasters are happy to help but do insist that weapons are cleaned of gore before being returned.
There are some deeply twisted and dangerous individuals here but we don’t let them out of their boxes often. If you PVP one of our members and diplomacy fails then expect to lose a level or few.Diplomats will take steps to protect members through negotiation before getting nasty
Medal-winning Super Elite Slayers and potion-makers will happily share advice and rewards.
We have Arena sets from lvl 100 upwards. Gladiators are happy to share winning sets and laugh whilst allies waste their gold.
Members
And to finish our tour, I take you too our member's section! Here you can meet all of the Imaginary Friends and learn a little more about them. If you like any of them, let the founder know, and she will give you a price. Thanks for stopping by! Ta ta for now, watch out! You almost ran into the blue pickled munchkin!
quatermaster + Avi = grimmhawk
Diplo - danygraig aka (fuzzbutt)
Quatermasters - jabooty, mikelogar
Recruiters - oiliveoil31, MozoIsHere
Merchants - Pure Mana, snapey
Guild hitman - kwani
| Triamix
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| Level:
| 434
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| Rank:
| Guild Founder
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| Motto:
| If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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| Website:
| Guild Homepage
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| waxman316
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| Level:
| 337
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| Rank:
| Guild Founder and Guild Snake Charmer
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| Motto:
| Blame it on the french guy!
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| Website:
| Guild Homepage
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| Siradb
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| Level:
| 291
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| Rank:
| Cofounder and firebreathing guinea pig
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| Motto:
| Who stole my coffee!
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| Website:
| Guild Homepage
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| Kryslann
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| Level:
| 204
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| Rank:
| Archangel Depleted
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| Motto:
| Why get even when you can get evil?
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| Website:
| Guild Homepage
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| Grimmhawk
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| Level:
| 180
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| Rank:
| Save a horse ride a Bama
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| Motto:
| It's not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end.
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| Website:
| Guild Homepage
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