Guild:The Hunted Cow Tippers
|The Hunted Cow Tippers|
|Leader(s):||TheSlope, Navorn, PointyHair, seph003|
|Allies:||For Fracks Sake, Mythical Outlawz, The 501st Legion, The Axis of Evil, Wolf And Eagle|
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The barn door is open! This guild is free to levels 20 and up. You must be active, or you may find yourself kicked. Why don't you come and beef up our chat? All the fun of tipping over cows, without getting your shoes messed up! Let's have some fun!
We are a fun and free guild, with TONS of equipment! Don't believe me? Scroll down this page to the "equipment" section. If you want to join, send a message to our Herder (Melker04) and they will review your profile and invite you... or not.
This group of inferior mortals is moving up in this world! We are now a Top 100 guild and slowly rising up the ranks. Guild hoppers, stay away!
"The measure of a guild lies not in it's fixed structures, gold, or armaments, but in it's people." -TheSlope
- Established ------> April 15, 2008
- First Relic Captured (Iceweed - Elven Forge) ------> June 6, 2008
- Top 250 Guild ------> August 21, 2008
- First Super-Elite Killed (Iceweed - Golden Cockatrice - Drop!) ------> September 6, 2008
- Use chat language – that means no cursing or swearing!
- No arguing or defaming each other... play nice!
- No begging for gold or FSP (This includes regular requests for "loans").
- Do not ask for buffs unless you are at least 85% max stamina, so stamina isn’t wasted by the buffer. We all value our stamina.
- Always buff yourself with what ever buffs you have, BEFORE asking for buffs from guild mates. Again, they value their stamina too.
- Please buff your guild mates at lower levels, when they are at an acceptable stamina level, for the good of the guild.
- The guild bank is to support and upgrade the guild structures. Do not ask for a loan from the bank, as you will not get it. (Please re-read "begging" rule, if unsure.)
- No multi-accounts. It is cheating and you will get banned by the admins. We do not tolerate rule breakers no matter what!
- Do not use “Groups” to attack common creatures. They are to be used on Elites and Super Elites only, unless killing a Champion is part of a quest and you can’t kill him on your own. This is waste of stamina for everyone in the group.
- Do not disband your group simply because the monster is gone, the groups last 24 hours and can easily be used again, when you disband the group, you just wasted everyone in the group's stamina.
- Do not attempt to capture relics guarded by some guild you cannot beat! This wastes the whole group's stamina, and it is not worth it.
Leaving & Returning
- If you leave voluntarily, then you cannot come back. That is final. This includes everyone, including officers!
- It would be a VERY rare occasion indeed, that we will let anyone return, who voluntarily left. There are a few reasons that we will let a player return, such as if they were kicked for inactivity. Those will be looked at on a case by case basis.
- We can't tell you that the grass is always greenest in The Hunted Cow Tippers, but we can, and will, tell you that we don't want guild hoppers. There is too much lost CXP when you leave and guild levels are based on CXP. You are taking your own risk by leaving.
- Store items – no junk (common items) and never fill the last four slots of the Guild Store.
- Take items – use what ever is available in the Guild Store. Do not recall items that another player has equipped (in blue), unless you have an agreement with that player. Feel free to recall un-equipped items (in black).
- Use sets till they are obsolete at your level, re-equip yourself, and then give them up to someone at a lower level.
- If you use gear from the Guild Store for an extended amount of time (for example: Plague, Deep, Thonomoths, etc.), it would be nice if you put a forge or two on an item or crafted it better, as you are saving a ton anyway by not having to buy them yourself. Please help future guild mates to do well too, for the good of the guild.
- Do not pull someone’s group attack drop from the Guild Store, unless they ask you to retrieve it for them. That would be considered stealing.
- We prefer not to, unless in retaliation, but bounty is always the best response.
- Feel free to attack all the “Inactive Accounts” you want to.
- DO NOT attack someone who tries to initiate a guild conflict. Founders will decide when and where we do a GvG conflict and we will specifically target fairly inactive guilds.
- Never attack a guild mate!
- Remember, if you attacked someone first, it is not our responsibility to bail you out, though your founders will always try to use political reasoning to solve a problem.
- Most importantly, HAVE FUN!
|Armory||20 / 20||Yes|
|Awareness Training||5 / 5||Yes|
|Bandit Camp||5 / 5||Yes|
|Battle Totem||20 / 20||Yes|
|Blacksmith||5 / 5||Yes|
|Blade Master||6 / 6||Yes|
|Combat Pit||25 / 25||Yes|
|Crafters Workshop||5 / 5||Yes|
|Crippling Shrine||20 / 20||Yes|
|Destructive Shrine||6 / 6||Yes|
|Endurance Shrine||3 / 3||Yes|
|Fury Shrine||5 / 5||Yes|
|Guild Registrar||3 / 3||Yes|
|Health Shrine||20 / 20||Yes|
|Inventors Laboratory||10 / 10||Yes|
|Military Advisor||1 / 1||Yes|
|Pentagram||6 / 6||Yes|
|Preemptive Temple||15 / 15||Yes|
|Protection Shrine||7 / 7||Yes|
|Shrine of Pain||5 / 5||Yes|
|Sustain Shrine||5 / 5||Yes|
|Tavern||1 / 1||Yes|
|Temple||5 / 5||Yes|
|Thieves Guild||2 / 2||Yes|
|Training Room||10 / 10||Yes|
|Tranquil Retreat||12 / 12||Yes|
|Weaponsmith||20 / 20||Yes|
|Gear: Level 101 - 200|
| We have tons of equipment for you to use. This is all the equipment from level 101 through 200.
|Gear: Level 201 - 300|
| We have tons of equipment for you to use. This is all the equipment from levels 201 through 300.
|Gear: Level 301 - 400|
| We have tons of equipment for you to use. This is all the equipment from levels 301 through 400.
|Gear: Level 401 - 500|
| We have tons of equipment for you to use. This is all the equipment from levels 401 through 500.
|Guild Experience||Rank Name|
|2,000,000||Hunted Cow Tipper|
- Guild Founder - TheSlope: Exclusive rank limited to the Bull God.
- CoFounder - seph003, PointyHair, Navorn: Exclusive rank limited to exceptional members. Seph003 is the FSP god, PointyHair is the leveling god, and Navorn is the arena god.
- Udderly Fabulous LEVELER OF THE WEEK: You get this rank if you level up the most times in a week out of the whole guild. If you do get this, you'll have your name with this rank for a week. In the case of a tie, every person who acquired the amount of levels will be marked the Leveler of the Week.
- THCT Stockyard Manager - Sinho6, lifetaker9: The job includes making sure there is an open slot, rearranging items between the guild, equipping the guild, especially those back from vacations or Mad Cow Diseases, updating the wiki page, making sure people are using proper gear for their level, helping to decide which items are not needed, tracking the level and XP of every member every week to determine the Udderly Fabulous LEVELER OF THE WEEK, and generally making sure that they are having good gear for their level.
- THCT Cow Chip Kicker - Federicus: The job includes training recruits when they have proven loyalty and equipping them. This person will also promote the guild members when they achieve the milestones. This person also kicks people who aren't training.
- THCT Cow Chip Kickers Boot Licker - broncousa: The helper of the "Kicker".
- THCT Herder - Melker04: These guys get new recruits and (if they are low level) make sure they know how to equip themselves. They also keep an eye on the Wall of Shame.
- THCT Mentor - Larranga, SilverWun: These people help new recruits learn the game and the rules of the guild. They train them to be the best Tipper they can be.
Although these people have shiny ranks, they are not exempt from normal guild rules.
|Player Name||Rank Name|
|bazub||Chuck Norris Apprentice|
|Crunks||Funtime Shroom Tipper|
|CSpaulding||The Devils Reject|
|erisian23||Throws Rocks at Babies but People Call Me Julio|
|GolGrind||The Bullish Baron Von Beer Tipper|
|grantslego||The Chocolate Milker|
|Gringold||THCT Cow Chip Kicker and Drunken Javalina Tipper|
|Jackamoko||Eating Your Grass Because Its Greener|
|jawnniboy3||THCT Stockyard Manager and Pure Hater|
|LadyBarr||THCT Mentor and Tipping You With Science|
|lifetaker9||THCT Stockyard Hand|
|Lystra||Lystra needs to give me a name soon please|
|MadBiotch||THCT Herder and Haunted Cow Tipper|
|Melker04||THCT Herder and Melk Maid|
|Mogulic||THCT Guild Master Brewer and Big Tipper|
|Navorn||Advice Columnist and Tractor Tipping CoFounder|
|PalThan||THCT Titan Tipper and Creamy Cow Pie Super Chef|
|PellEll||Biggest Rocky Mountain Oyster|
|Phoenix355||Eternal Death Tipper|
|Placeboo||THCT Mentor and BEEF Its Whats for Dinner|
|PointyHair||Hunted Jersey Cow Tipper and CoFounder|
|PostCream||Pasteurs Rubber Inseminating Glove|
|ProjectD||The Scary Spider Pig|
|seph003||Udder Tugger and CoFounder|
|Sinho6||The Slopes Slave|
|zombie42||Mister All Star Undead Tipper|
|1stsgt||Retired Commander in Chief Tipper|
|AlphaBlade||Retired Cow Patty Flinging Harlequin|
|Arkennn||Retired Lady Arkenn|
|celibate||Retired KYNA Diplomat|
|ferkitot||Temp Retired Heifer Gynecowlogist|
|fstab||Retired Super Cow Powers|
|Iceweed||Retired Angry Snowman at 21M CXP|
|kerro||Kerros Retired Nameless Personalized Rank|
|Larranga||Temp Retired Moogalomaniac|
|Petico||Semi Retired Stockyard Witch|
|scoren1980||Semi Retired US Navy Tipper Dig It|
|sevenina||Retired Werewolf Tipper|
|Skandalous||Retired Stamina Efficiency Nerd|
|YoshDawg||Retired Wagyu Kobe Cow Tipper|