Guild:The Hunted Cow Tippers

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The Hunted Cow Tippers
Leader(s): TheSlope, Navorn, PointyHair, seph003
Founder: TheSlope
Allies: For Fracks Sake, Mythical Outlawz, The 501st Legion, The Axis of Evil, Wolf And Eagle

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Guild History

The barn door is open! This guild is free to levels 20 and up. You must be active, or you may find yourself kicked. Why don't you come and beef up our chat? All the fun of tipping over cows, without getting your shoes messed up! Let's have some fun!

We are a fun and free guild, with TONS of equipment! Don't believe me? Scroll down this page to the "equipment" section. If you want to join, send a message to our Herder (Melker04) and they will review your profile and invite you... or not.

This group of inferior mortals is moving up in this world! We are now a Top 100 guild and slowly rising up the ranks. Guild hoppers, stay away!

"The measure of a guild lies not in it's fixed structures, gold, or armaments, but in it's people." -TheSlope

Important Events

The Rules

Guild Behavior

  • Use chat language – that means no cursing or swearing!
  • No arguing or defaming each other... play nice!
  • No begging for gold or FSP (This includes regular requests for "loans").
  • Do not ask for buffs unless you are at least 85% max stamina, so stamina isn’t wasted by the buffer. We all value our stamina.
  • Always buff yourself with what ever buffs you have, BEFORE asking for buffs from guild mates. Again, they value their stamina too.
  • Please buff your guild mates at lower levels, when they are at an acceptable stamina level, for the good of the guild.
  • The guild bank is to support and upgrade the guild structures. Do not ask for a loan from the bank, as you will not get it. (Please re-read "begging" rule, if unsure.)
  • No multi-accounts. It is cheating and you will get banned by the admins. We do not tolerate rule breakers no matter what!
  • Do not use “Groups” to attack common creatures. They are to be used on Elites and Super Elites only, unless killing a Champion is part of a quest and you can’t kill him on your own. This is waste of stamina for everyone in the group.
  • Do not disband your group simply because the monster is gone, the groups last 24 hours and can easily be used again, when you disband the group, you just wasted everyone in the group's stamina.
  • Do not attempt to capture relics guarded by some guild you cannot beat! This wastes the whole group's stamina, and it is not worth it.

Leaving & Returning

  • If you leave voluntarily, then you cannot come back. That is final. This includes everyone, including officers!
  • It would be a VERY rare occasion indeed, that we will let anyone return, who voluntarily left. There are a few reasons that we will let a player return, such as if they were kicked for inactivity. Those will be looked at on a case by case basis.
  • We can't tell you that the grass is always greenest in The Hunted Cow Tippers, but we can, and will, tell you that we don't want guild hoppers. There is too much lost CXP when you leave and guild levels are based on CXP. You are taking your own risk by leaving.

Guild Store

  • Store items – no junk (common items) and never fill the last four slots of the Guild Store.
  • Take items – use what ever is available in the Guild Store. Do not recall items that another player has equipped (in blue), unless you have an agreement with that player. Feel free to recall un-equipped items (in black).
  • Use sets till they are obsolete at your level, re-equip yourself, and then give them up to someone at a lower level.
  • If you use gear from the Guild Store for an extended amount of time (for example: Plague, Deep, Thonomoths, etc.), it would be nice if you put a forge or two on an item or crafted it better, as you are saving a ton anyway by not having to buy them yourself. Please help future guild mates to do well too, for the good of the guild.
  • Do not pull someone’s group attack drop from the Guild Store, unless they ask you to retrieve it for them. That would be considered stealing.

Attacking People

  • We prefer not to, unless in retaliation, but bounty is always the best response.
  • Feel free to attack all the “Inactive Accounts” you want to.
  • DO NOT attack someone who tries to initiate a guild conflict. Founders will decide when and where we do a GvG conflict and we will specifically target fairly inactive guilds.
  • Never attack a guild mate!
  • Remember, if you attacked someone first, it is not our responsibility to bail you out, though your founders will always try to use political reasoning to solve a problem.


  • Most importantly, HAVE FUN!


Structure Name Level Maxed
Armory 20 / 20 Yes
Awareness Training 5 / 5 Yes
Bandit Camp 5 / 5 Yes
Battle Totem 20 / 20 Yes
Blacksmith 5 / 5 Yes
Blade Master 6 / 6 Yes
Combat Pit 25 / 25 Yes
Crafters Workshop 5 / 5 Yes
Crippling Shrine 20 / 20 Yes
Destructive Shrine 6 / 6 Yes
Endurance Shrine 3 / 3 Yes
Fury Shrine 5 / 5 Yes
Guild Registrar 3 / 3 Yes
Health Shrine 20 / 20 Yes
Inventors Laboratory 10 / 10 Yes
Military Advisor 1 / 1 Yes
Pentagram 6 / 6 Yes
Preemptive Temple 15 / 15 Yes
Protection Shrine 7 / 7 Yes
Shrine of Pain 5 / 5 Yes
Sustain Shrine 5 / 5 Yes
Tavern 1 / 1 Yes
Temple 5 / 5 Yes
Thieves Guild 2 / 2 Yes
Training Room 10 / 10 Yes
Tranquil Retreat 12 / 12 Yes
Weaponsmith 20 / 20 Yes


The Hunted Cow Tippers/Gear 1-100

The Hunted Cow Tippers/Gear 101-200

The Hunted Cow Tippers/Gear 201-300

The Hunted Cow Tippers/Gear 301-400

Current Ranks

Guild Experience Rank Name
0 Flea Tipper
1,000 Tick Tipper
5,000 Mouse Tipper
20,000 Cat Tipper
50,000 Dog Tipper
200,000 Goat Tipper
500,000 Calf Tipper
2,000,000 Hunted Cow Tipper
5,000,000 Bull Tipper
10,000,000 Personalized Rank

Special Ranks

  • Guild Founder - TheSlope: Exclusive rank limited to the Bull God.
  • CoFounder - seph003, PointyHair, Navorn: Exclusive rank limited to exceptional members. Seph003 is the FSP god, PointyHair is the leveling god, and Navorn is the arena god.
  • Udderly Fabulous LEVELER OF THE WEEK: You get this rank if you level up the most times in a week out of the whole guild. If you do get this, you'll have your name with this rank for a week. In the case of a tie, every person who acquired the amount of levels will be marked the Leveler of the Week.
  • THCT Stockyard Manager - Sinho6, lifetaker9: The job includes making sure there is an open slot, rearranging items between the guild, equipping the guild, especially those back from vacations or Mad Cow Diseases, updating the wiki page, making sure people are using proper gear for their level, helping to decide which items are not needed, tracking the level and XP of every member every week to determine the Udderly Fabulous LEVELER OF THE WEEK, and generally making sure that they are having good gear for their level.
  • THCT Cow Chip Kicker - Federicus: The job includes training recruits when they have proven loyalty and equipping them. This person will also promote the guild members when they achieve the milestones. This person also kicks people who aren't training.
  • THCT Cow Chip Kickers Boot Licker - broncousa: The helper of the "Kicker".
  • THCT Herder - Melker04: These guys get new recruits and (if they are low level) make sure they know how to equip themselves. They also keep an eye on the Wall of Shame.
  • THCT Mentor - Larranga, SilverWun: These people help new recruits learn the game and the rules of the guild. They train them to be the best Tipper they can be.

Although these people have shiny ranks, they are not exempt from normal guild rules.

Personalized Ranks

Player Name Rank Name
AlphaBlade Cow Patty Flinging Harlequin
blubblub Bovine Scatologist
celibate KYNA Diplomat
churocks Udder Inspector
Federicus THCT Cow Chip Kicker and Legendary Super Gaucho
ferkitot Heifer Gynecowlogist
fstab Super Cow Powers
GolGrind The Bullish Baron Von Beer Tipper
jawnniboy3 Hindus Hate Him
kerro Kerros Nameless Personalized Rank
LadyBarr Tipping You With Science
Larranga THCT Mentor and Moogalomaniac
MadBiotch Haunted Cow Tipper
Melker04 THCT Herder and Melk Maid
Mogulic Big Tipper
Navorn Advice Columnist and Tractor Tipping CoFounder
PalThan The Creamy Cow Pie Super Chef
PellEll Biggest Rocky Mountain Oyster
Phoenix355 Eternal Death Tipper of THCT
PointyHair Hunted Jersey Cow Tipper and CoFounder
PostCream Pasteurs Rubber Inseminating Glove
ProjectD The Scary Spider Pig
seph003 Udder Tugger and CoFounder
sevenina Werewolf Tipper
Sinho6 THCT Stockyard Manager and TheSlopes Slave
Skandalous Stamina Efficiency Nerd
TheSlope Guild Founder
YoshDawg Wagyu Kobe Cow Tipper